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DEEP THOUGHTS WITH BARACK OBAMA -




YOU'RE FIRED, DONALD TRUMP - And take that ridiculous hair with you




THE OOPS PRESIDENCY -




" I'm Not A Dick Tator" -




SEMPER FI -




JOB OPPORTUNITY -


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Greybeard - January 13, 2013, 9:03 pm
LoL. Just like to make people laugh. It makes the 12 hours of work a day go by alot faster here in Afghanistan.
foxrecon19d - January 13, 2013, 10:01 am
NO WEIRDOS-That's classic! Where do you come up with these?


WITH ALL DUE RESPECT MR. PRESIDENT- YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG -




" THE MAN WHO KILLED OSAMA" - They Dragged me that Sunday from the Golf course......... Screaming and kicking i reached for my No9 Iron..... The Rest is History......'Obama History'.




LISTEN TO HIM -




Calvin Coolidge: A great president -




" BENGHAZI GATE " -




LIBERALS: AGAINST DRILLING FOR 28 YEARS....... - & LOSERS of the US PRESIDENCY 28 YEARS out of 40!




" AMERICA'S VERSION OF THE COMEDY CHANNEL " - Obama: "The world needs a strong America, and it is stronger now than when I came into office."


TAGS: 2012 uselection mittromney themanchurianpresidency themuslimbrotherhoodwhitehouse
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vbattaile - October 23, 2012, 6:51 am
Tonight's "debate" needs to be replayed on the COMEDY CHANNEL....
vbattaile - October 23, 2012, 6:49 am
HAHAHAHAA.... GOOD ONE!! 5/5


"PRIORITIES" -




THE FOODSTAMP GAMES -




2013 - OBAMA'S VERSION OF 'LES MISéRABLES' - When President Obama was first elected in November 2008, 30.8 million Americans were on food stamps. August 2012, 47.1 million were – almost 50 percent rise.




" DARK AGES COMING? " - Going back, back, back in TIME, all covers are framed in red! And yet, the TIME Magazine cover picture of President Obama, Person of the Year, is framed in grey.




" THE FOUR HORSEMAN OF THE AMERICAN FOREIGN POLICY APOCALYPSE " -




HUNCHED : TO ASSUME A CROUCHED OR CRAMPED POSTURE " - Michelle "That’s the man I see in those quiet moments late at night, hunched over his desk, poring over the letters people have sent him."




THE DEMOCRATS LAST POSSIBLE HOPE -




" THE COMMUNICATOR-IN-CHIEF " - White House trip director Marvin Nicholson handed the president his personal iPhone, Mr. Obama couldn't get it to work.


TAGS: obama 2012uselections smartestpresidentevah makebelievepresidency
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starryeyedguy - September 12, 2012, 10:48 am
That's not an iPhone.


OPERATION COVER UP FOR OBAMA- A COMPLETE FAILURE -




'SAUVE QUI PEUT' - " THE SKY IS FALLING " - If the sequester lasts more than two months, there is a “about a ten percent chance” Earth suddenly falls off its axis and hurtle into the sun.




THE GREAT " UNITER - IN - CHIEF " - Obama: "I Don't Think Anyone Would Suggest I've Tried To Divide The Country"




" HISTORY DOES REPEAT ITSELF " - It also started with a 'shooting'.




THE DETACHED PRESIDENCY - Golfing before the Tsunami subsides, picking NCAA brackets, and 7 days later, speaking to the press about Japan and the collaboration on the nuclear power plant disaster plan.




" INCOMING " - I think this man (Obama) really does believe he can change the world & people like that are infinitely more dangerous than mere crooked politicians. Thomas Sowell




" FORWARD " - I I tought I taw - I did! I did! I did tee an ice cream parlor. Feed me! Feed me!




" THE DEPARTMENTS OF JUST US " - Perez does not believe in the race neutral application of certain civil rights laws.




" U.S. RELIANCE ON OIL FROM SAUDI ARABIA IS GROWING AGAIN " - Obama authorized the biggest Strategic Oil reserve releases ever :30,640,000Bbls ! More than Desert Storm & Hurricane Katrina releases combined. BOW BABY BOW !




REPUBLICANS - Don't worry everyone, the League of Extraordinarily Rich Men will come save us from Obama's Socialism in 2016!




Brace Yourself Ted Cruz -




If Obama truly had scandals -


TAGS: obama scandal free presidency
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truthteller - May 24, 2016, 6:18 pm
Everyone didn't think Iraq had an active program.Most of the world refused to endorse the Iraq war and there was no UN resolution based upon the (correct) belief that Iraq had abandoned an active program.Only the US persisted with its fraudulent narrative
truthteller - May 24, 2016, 6:10 pm
Rumsfeld was forced to resign. Libby was arrested. Powell left in disgust. The liberals who went along with it aren't an excuse for W.Bush's bad behavior.You are only conceding that W.Bush f**cked up and you're trying to scapegoat the dems.
truthteller - May 24, 2016, 6:06 pm
You and W.Bush shouldn't flatter yourself.The UN didn't fall for it.Maybe you forgot but the rest of the world thought we were full of it and declined to support us so we went solo.So low in fact after an investigation,Bush's admin was found to be lying
truthteller - May 24, 2016, 6:00 pm
There are people from all over the global that post here, brother. Canadians, Americans, you name it. It's hard for people not discuss Trump. He's a public embarrassment to our nation. A RINO con-artist who hijacked the party of Reagan.Chill out RINO tool
Cyberhagen - May 24, 2016, 5:30 pm
Wow, you've got a real hard on for Trump, don't you? It's as if you have to keep repeating it so you believe it. That's how brainwashing works, after all. Fascinating. And you claim to be British, yet you're obsessed with US politics? yeaaaah okay.
fauxnews - May 24, 2016, 5:24 pm
Of course you do. Your Trump's toadie.
fauxnews - May 24, 2016, 5:23 pm
I don't think 911 was an inside job. However the evidence presented to UN of WMDs was cooked. Dubya doesnt dispute this. Colin Powell resigned over it. Your a denier and a Trump supporter. So of course I expected you to be dishonest about it X-p
Cyberhagen - May 24, 2016, 5:06 pm
I'll be you think 9-11 was an inside job too, also cooked up by Bush x-D
Cyberhagen - May 24, 2016, 5:04 pm
Now who's lieing? He didn't admit any such thing, that's your conspiracy. He only admitted he was disappointed he didn't find active WMD, but everyone thought he still had an active program; after all, he did have them, he gassed the Kurds.
Cyberhagen - May 24, 2016, 5:02 pm
I'll take Trump over Hillary any day.
fauxnews - May 24, 2016, 1:02 pm
In your conspiracy-ridden mind: everything is the liberals faults, facts don't exist, Trump is a great candidate,and the means justify the ends.You're the text book example of cognitive dissonance.Which is why you projected that charge onto me,denier(2/2)
fauxnews - May 24, 2016, 1:00 pm
Dubya didn't fool people for long...he cooked the intel, not the dems...which is why Plame and the media outted him. Yes, he was a "moron"...because he was caught for his lies, and he's admitted as much. There is no point arguing with you(1/2)
fauxnews - May 24, 2016, 12:59 pm
You can't tell the truth today either.
fauxnews - May 24, 2016, 12:59 pm
LOL...If that was true you would NOT have defended Trump on other levels. You lie, badly. No one is buying it, the least of all, you, 'Trump' supporter.
Cyberhagen - May 24, 2016, 12:00 pm
Oh, and Trump's not "my boy". I originally was rooting for Kasich. But I'll take Trump over Hillary.
Cyberhagen - May 24, 2016, 11:57 am
I can't type today, sheesh
Cyberhagen - May 24, 2016, 11:57 am
http://www.snopes.com/politics/war/wmdquotes.asp Interestingly, snopes labeled this as "True", years back. Suddenly now it's a "mixture".
Cyberhagen - May 24, 2016, 11:55 am
Get over yhourself, dreamer. You wanna beleive Dubya was a moronm, but then was clever enough to fool the UN and all your boys? There's some classic cognitive dissonance. The intel Bush received indicated WMDs, and all the democrats has the same intel.
fauxnews - May 24, 2016, 2:34 am
And,since you're go for the John Kerry"and-were-for-it-until-they-were-against-it" flip-flop attack,shall we go into the dozen or so flip-flops from your boy Trump over the years on everything from abortion,to taxation,to his Clinton love? Get real indeed
fauxnews - May 24, 2016, 2:30 am
And there's no excuse for the Valerie Plame "scandal".You gonna tell me the Democrats were behind that too?There's a reason someone went to jail for that.There was so much heat on it,even Dubya couldnt even bring himself to pardon his boy,get "realistic"
fauxnews - May 24, 2016, 2:27 am
Democrats didn't go before the UN and lie about WMDs that were not in Iraq, denier. Dubya's minions did. Something he's conceded as complicit to, and wrong in his very own words. Congress voted for the war based on that deception, get "reality"
Cyberhagen - May 23, 2016, 11:03 pm
Oh, you mean the war that democrat Congress approved, and were for it until they were against it? Dubya didn't make that happen all on his own, get real.
fauxnews - May 23, 2016, 9:39 pm
Then there's the Valerie Plume indictments where his adminstration outted a CIA agent for failing to go along with lies about Iraq. In the age of Trump, it is only bad behavior if a liberal does it.So I understand your hypocrisy.(2/2)
fauxnews - May 23, 2016, 9:36 pm
Okay, sarcastic aside... I get that low information Republican voters think their sh*t don't smell but Dubya conceded failing to find WMDs and basing a trillion dollar preemptive war on lies before the UN was a stupid thing to go. (1/2)
fauxnews - May 23, 2016, 9:34 pm
Lollolololo..Great comedy man. That's up there with: Clinton cheated on his wife, really?? Haha
Cyberhagen - May 23, 2016, 6:09 pm
Faux, its hard to tell with the comment section, was this to me or Bandit? I hadn't said anything about Trump here.
Cyberhagen - May 23, 2016, 6:08 pm
What massive scandal did Dubya have?
fauxnews - May 21, 2016, 9:23 pm
Obama is far from perfect but his corruptions were small and went nowhere unlike, say,Clinton or Dubya who saw massive investigations and indictments.You're a smart kid, figure it out.
fauxnews - May 21, 2016, 9:21 pm
*embarrassment
fauxnews - May 21, 2016, 9:20 pm
In one breath you nitpick over Obama's term while in the same breath defending Trump, who is a scandal-on-legs; guilty of womanizing, racism,many bankruptcies, attacks on POWs and the disabled,patholical lying,etc.Your hypocrisy makes you an embarrasmeny
Cyberhagen - May 21, 2016, 2:33 pm
LOL!! Scandal Free?? Where have you been?? Fast and Furious, Benghazi, IRS/Lois Lerner, Solyndra.. http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2013/08/01/obama-dozen-scandals-counting/
fauxnews - May 17, 2016, 6:56 pm
I know, right? It's not true unless some conspiracy theory can be blamed. God forbid we trust the 'facts', pesky things those are.
inflatedego - May 17, 2016, 12:36 pm
It's easy with a lap dog media to bury the bodies....
fauxnews - May 16, 2016, 6:18 pm
To give Republicans 'real' scandals to investigate? That's a good point! Doesn't seem like you will need to wait for the election. Many in the GOP are already helping the media dig up dirt on him X-D
Bandit5906 - May 16, 2016, 5:27 pm
Exactly and that is why #Trump2016!


Obama's 'Historic' Presidency -




anonymous 2016 -


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Cannabal - May 28, 2015, 10:39 pm
Yep, that's where the term "sh**gun" originated. And by the way, an abortion is not like getting a colonoscopy, but I wouldn't know, not being female and whatnot.
Curlyrocks - May 28, 2015, 10:28 am
I don't need the abortion and to be honest I'm nervous as to where the hose would go. But I need the other 2 for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se7lljRDNjk
guest818 - May 28, 2015, 1:30 am
FINALLY! A candidate's platform I can firmly stand behind.
Cannabal - May 26, 2015, 4:12 pm
GUNS, WEED, AND ABORTIONS FOR ALL!
guest818 - May 26, 2015, 10:56 am
Indeed. You have my vote, Canna ^.^


Vermin Supreme 2016 -




The Verdict is finally in: The Consensus of Historians rated the George W. Bush presidency as the worst in history -


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Dwydwyyr - August 24, 2015, 12:31 pm
Keep ranting, you might accidentally make a valid point.
OTC - August 24, 2015, 12:09 pm
Worse economic collapse by GWB? Do some research on the Community Reinvestment Act and Bill Clinton
nonovelist - August 23, 2015, 11:16 pm
That would be "among the worst". Anyway, he had his 2 terms and shouldn't bother you any longer. Obama has over a year and he is fighting hard for that #1 spot. I think he will get it.


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